Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Math Logic...Just For Laughs

This comes from 2 math teachers with over 70 years experience.
How could they possibly be wrong?

This is indisputable math logic...it goes something like this.

What makes 100% ? What does it mean to give more than 100% ?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?
Can you really give 110? or how about 103% ?

This little math formula might help answer that question. And for you employers - the next time you ask your employees to give 100%, you might be surprised with what you get.

If: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Is represented as:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26

That means: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And: B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


But look how far A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G will take you
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with absolute mathematical certainty that:
-While hard work and knowledge will certainly get you close...
-It takes attitude and some bullshit to raise you up.
-But it is ASS KISSING that will put you on the top.

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